Wouldn't santa burst into flames traveling all over the world at such high speeds?

dakregory on December 19, 2009, 5:47 am

No he got good scientist on his team. He uses worm holes

need2know on December 19, 2009, 5:58 am

because of all the Christmas cheer

tk24 on December 19, 2009, 6:25 am

Santa isn't real.

phx13 on December 19, 2009, 6:26 am

Hypothetical. Doesn't matter fake or real

magickfingers on December 19, 2009, 6:41 am

Party pooper :P

Aiyayah on December 19, 2009, 6:58 am

I know. I also take presents, puppies, and candy away from orphans. Then I laugh maniacally.

dakregory on December 19, 2009, 7:25 am

No. Time zones and a flame resistant suit.

lillasie on December 19, 2009, 10:46 pm