What r good pick up lines?

Hey can u hold this (stretch out your hand) while I go for a walk?

Platanito92 on March 13, 2010, 1:43 am

I shit my pants can I get in yours

bgoosen7 on March 13, 2010, 1:48 am

Did you fall from heaven and land on your face?

Nevaeh on March 13, 2010, 2:18 am

Hi there, what's got 10 inches and whistles? (When she says I dont know?) start whistling. :-)

punched on March 13, 2010, 3:04 am

Do you want to be a chipmunk and put my nuts in your mouth

grahambo on March 13, 2010, 3:33 am

Graham! Shame on you.

kelbat on March 13, 2010, 3:39 am

There's an app. For that

silverwish on March 13, 2010, 1:02 pm

Nice bum where u from?

lostgirl on March 13, 2010, 1:47 pm

I have lost my number can I use yours?

babydoll86 on March 14, 2010, 4:06 am

That chair is not safe, here sit on my face.

POMP on March 18, 2010, 5:47 am

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

Pevah on March 18, 2010, 10:48 am