Tell me a funny story you've experienced.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 6:48 am

One time I thought my dog buried my kitten but when I dug it up it was just a piece of bread

kelbat on December 21, 2009, 7:07 am

That's a good one. Any funny stories bout where u live like star??

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:11 am

One time I fell for a player named magickfi.......oh wait that's not funny.

StarAngel on December 21, 2009, 7:14 am

No but the memories and old posts are funny. Any more stories bout ppl/things u can't stand?

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:17 am

I can't stand when people go out in their pajamas

kelbat on December 21, 2009, 7:23 am

In Colorado? Freaks.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:25 am

Going to clubs in n scottsdale and watching everyone b sumone they rnt is funny as hell.

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 7:25 am

I got one. The other day my mom told me I had a "big ole boob in my nose."

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:26 am

How do you fit a big boob in your nose

kelbat on December 21, 2009, 7:30 am

Very carefully.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:34 am

When I was 17 I went clubbin wit my people which were 20 21 and up they got me in and things were

Aiyayah on December 21, 2009, 7:35 am

Goin good I'm tipsy and my song came on so I hit the dance floor an started dancin with this fine

Aiyayah on December 21, 2009, 7:38 am

When I was 12 my mom called me a son of a bitch.

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 7:39 am

So without think as most 12 yrs olds do I said to her.."I know!"

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 7:40 am

Which at the time turned out not to b that funny after my dad got home and beat my ass.

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 7:41 am

Girl an I feel a tap on my shoulder so I ignored it first, then they tap again so I get fustrated

Aiyayah on December 21, 2009, 7:41 am

I suppose that's decent 13. Anything involving bodily injury?

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:41 am

An turn around an I see this tall guy so I look up an see its my english teacher! He looked shocked

Aiyayah on December 21, 2009, 7:45 am

OK it says there's 17 I only see 13. I'm pissed I'm missing some of ur stories!!

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:45 am

And mad and I'm like shit.. u can imagine the rest, had his class the next day...

Aiyayah on December 21, 2009, 7:46 am

And aiyayah I think I'm missing the end of ur story but I won't make u write it again.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:47 am

I had a boyfriend who cheated on me so me n my girls decided to drink my blues away, we got a great

Staci on December 21, 2009, 7:58 am

Idea we went to the grocery store and bought 3 rolls of plastic rap and went to his house

Staci on December 21, 2009, 7:59 am

We walked in and attacked him wit the plastic wrap, wrapping him up put duck tape over his mouth

Staci on December 21, 2009, 8:01 am

And tossed him in the shower his dad found him that night sometime

Staci on December 21, 2009, 8:02 am

OMG. Staci that's terrible. But a really good story.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 8:20 am

Me and my cuZn. Went up to this mt. Road when we were drunk. We were idiots and he crashed my car..

jaenl on December 21, 2009, 8:21 am

At least I got my health

jaenl on December 21, 2009, 8:21 am

He wasn't there long maybe an hour or 2 lol gave him time to think about what he did

Staci on December 21, 2009, 8:28 am

Oneday I was working at the gym and I had my kids there. My girls was 3 I think

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 8:28 am

She had to go potty so I took her to the mens locker room, as we were walking out

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 8:29 am

This really fat and extremely hair man walked out of the shower. He didn't even have his towel on

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 8:30 am

My girl in her cute loud voice says " gross, he's so fat and hairy". I almost died laughing.

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 8:32 am

Your poor daughter. I would need therapy. Luckily she's a 13 so she's prolly super tough!

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 8:32 am

My son asked me y the man standing just feet from us had girl boobs. The man turned and left.

phx13 on December 21, 2009, 8:33 am

Dakregory are you trying to win the record back for most questions answered?

grahambo on December 21, 2009, 4:02 pm

No I was just pissy last nite & wanted to laugh. Any record breaking wud just be collateral damage

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 4:54 pm

Last year on my birthday, my nephew had to go to the bathroom (#2), but since we couldn't find one,

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:25 pm

My grandpa told him to shit in the grass. I had to keep an eye on him. He pops his squat and finishd

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:27 pm

As he's walking back I notice a weird smell coming from him and he's walking Lyk a penguin.

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:28 pm

Apparently he missed the floor during his shit and it landed in his underwear. I was laffing my ass

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:30 pm

Off as it was, den grandpa walks over, also laffing, nd tells him to take his pants off nd throw

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:32 pm

Them on someone's roof. His sister walked over and gave him a shower under a faucet we found on da

David650 on December 21, 2009, 6:33 pm

Umm, no funny story, but I just wanted to try to help break the record...is that bad?

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:34 pm

No that's good. But think of a story!! Everybody has at least 1 really good one.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:40 pm

Thanks for the poop story David. Those are always good.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:41 pm

Umm, I did get caught having sex in the courthouse parking lot on a balcony overlookin a lake...

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:44 pm

We were going at it & he turns around & there are 3 guys looking at us...one had his cellphone out

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:46 pm

He was either videoing or taking pics cuz as soon as we noticed he pointed it towards the sky!!!

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

We were drunk, they kept apologizing...it was all good. We then went in front of the courthouse &

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:48 pm

Ahhh!! That might take the cake unknown. Its prolly on the web somewhere!! Good story.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 7:50 pm

"Briefly" had sex on back of a cop car..just long enough 2 say we did it! Ill never 4get that nite

UnKnOwNgIrL on December 21, 2009, 7:50 pm

I was 16 went to see santa. Told him I wanted a tickle me Elmo

kelbat on December 21, 2009, 8:45 pm

He said, you want me to tickle your what? Bad Santa. Lol

kelbat on December 21, 2009, 8:46 pm

You went to see Santa at 16?? That's awesome.

dakregory on December 21, 2009, 10:09 pm

Just two more and ur the record holder.

phx13 on December 22, 2009, 12:11 am

Got another 1. One day we were camping and my grams had to pee late at nite. It was really dark...

dakregory on December 22, 2009, 1:06 am

And she couldn't see all that well she squated down to pee later discovered she was on a hill....

dakregory on December 22, 2009, 1:08 am

She started to pee, lost balance, began rolling down hill w/ skirt up while peeing....

dakregory on December 22, 2009, 1:09 am

...she came back covered in mudpee.

dakregory on December 22, 2009, 1:10 am

ewwww!

kelbat on December 22, 2009, 1:20 am

I know!!! That was my reaction!

dakregory on December 22, 2009, 1:21 am

Mud pee. Lol

kelbat on December 22, 2009, 1:43 am

This is the longest post ever! Good job

StarAngel on December 22, 2009, 5:12 pm